What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 28.06.2025 19:09
Diamonds Are Forever
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
The Man with the Golden Gun
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Goldfinger
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
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-All the bad guys are black.
A View to a Kill
Live and Let Die
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-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
You Only Live Twice
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
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-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
From Russia With Love
-”Ah so!”
-”She is very sexyful!”
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-Bond slapping Tracy.
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
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-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
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Dr No
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
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-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-J W Pepper
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
Octopussy
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
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